keep your hands and dick to yourself! a guy needs his sleep four eyes!
then dont turn your back on me when you sleep!! its like you are showing me your booty
I wanna be one of those people who’s drunk all the time but I’m rich so everyone ignores it
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
"I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"